In the cinema I DO NOT want to hear your opinion. I don't care if you've just figured out whodunit and I don't care if you've just realised what the twist is/was/going to be.
I like to be stupid in the cinema. I like to turn my brain off and let it happen. I like to be led, like a dumbo, to the twist. I like to fall for it. The plot-twist is there for a reason and I kinda like the feeling of "What?! I didn't see THAT coming!".
And another thing. Don't even inhale in a gasp, point your finger skyward and say "aha!" if you DO figure it out. Cos that skyward-pointing finger is actually an antenna. I will, unbeknownst to you, immediately know what you're thinking because your finger-brain transmission will beam it into MY brain and I WILL be asking YOU for my £7.60 back. Keep your gob shut. I don't care how clever you are.
Thanks. Enjoy the film.
Friday, 18 November 2011
The Perfect Breakfast(s)
Weekend breakfasts are my favourite. You're not in a rush, you're a little bit more awake and happier (cos you don't have work to go to!)
My favourite breakfasts are:
1) Smoked salmon and scrambled eggs on toast.
Two slices of white toast, buttered, strips of smoked salmon on top then still-slightly-runny scrambled egg on top (preferably made in the microwave with a splash of milk or cream). A classic.
2) Pancakes
Thick American-style warm pancakes, drizzled with maple syrup, with sliced strawberries on the side. Glass of orange juice (with bits) and coffee too!
3) Cereal (if nowt else in!) & toast
Bran flakes, sweetened soya-milk, with half a sliced banana and strawberries on top. Now the toast. THIS is the important bit. 2 slices from a white unsliced loaf, toasted golden brown, buttered (best butter and to the edges!) immediately, sliced into halves, eaten straight away!
My favourite breakfasts are:
1) Smoked salmon and scrambled eggs on toast.
Two slices of white toast, buttered, strips of smoked salmon on top then still-slightly-runny scrambled egg on top (preferably made in the microwave with a splash of milk or cream). A classic.
2) Pancakes
Thick American-style warm pancakes, drizzled with maple syrup, with sliced strawberries on the side. Glass of orange juice (with bits) and coffee too!
3) Cereal (if nowt else in!) & toast
Bran flakes, sweetened soya-milk, with half a sliced banana and strawberries on top. Now the toast. THIS is the important bit. 2 slices from a white unsliced loaf, toasted golden brown, buttered (best butter and to the edges!) immediately, sliced into halves, eaten straight away!
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