Keep yer gob shut!

In the cinema I DO NOT want to hear your opinion. I don't care if you've just figured out whodunit and I don't care if you've just realised what the twist is/was/going to be.

I like to be stupid in the cinema. I like to turn my brain off and let it happen. I like to be led, like a dumbo, to the twist. I like to fall for it. The plot-twist is there for a reason and I kinda like the feeling of "What?! I didn't see THAT coming!".

And another thing. Don't even inhale in a gasp, point your finger skyward and say "aha!" if you DO figure it out. Cos that skyward-pointing finger is actually an antenna. I will, unbeknownst to you, immediately know what you're thinking because your finger-brain transmission will beam it into MY brain and I WILL be asking YOU for my £7.60 back. Keep your gob shut. I don't care how clever you are.

Thanks. Enjoy the film.